Grumpy Cat Cupcake

Absolute genius from the woman who bought you STD cupcakes – Jenni Powell of Two Little Cats Bakery. Available on the shop very very soon.


Religious Themed Edgy Easter Baking

The EYHO gang are having so much fun working on a range of religious themed cakes and treats for Easter. As a creative food genius it is always no surprise Miss Insomnia Tulip was first out of the box with these pentagram hot cross buns – and yes they will be sold in our online shop.


There will also be plain ones for atheists and of course the pentagram one is multipurpose… Turn ii upside down and you can a satanic hot cross bun which also comes with a hint if chilli.


It’s here – anatomical heart pop up opens Friday!



The anatomical pop up – presented in conjunction with Anatomical Snuffbox – is almost here and the products on offer (both edible and non edible) are looking AMAZING. Sorry for the short post but as you can imagine it is a bit manic at the moment… For now you can preview some of the products on sale here. 


We are based at Top Office Machines, 133 Bethnal Green Road, London, E2 7DG. Facebook event page here. 

Also in the space is Cryptofloricon from Ed Saperia and Original Content London. Basically imagine a steam punk Victorian inspired florist that sells bouquets of flowers with hidden meaning. Those meanings uncoded on the brand’s website.  A MUST SEE!




This bouquet can be decoded to read "Go & Die In a Hole"

This bouquet can be decoded to read “Go & Die In a Hole”


PS: Don’t forget we are selling vagina cupcakes under the counter!

Under the counter vagina cupcakes! (NSFW)

In response to popular demand we have decided to sell a few vagina cupcakes ‘under the counter’ at the anatomical heart pop up this week – there were SOOOOOO many of you would wanted to give them to your loved ones we gave in to the pressure!!! From Mrs Lovett’s Kitchen (aka a cake maker who is not putting their name to these beasts) there is something about these which makes me feel particularly icky – I think it is the crusty look of them….

Anyway moving swiftly on the pop up shop is open this Friday – Sunday and sells a range of anatomical heart gifts and sweet treats, the full gallery of which can be seen over at Anatomical Snuffbox. 11-6 Friday to Sunday at Top Office Machines, 133 Bethnal Green Road, London, E2 7DG. We’ll also be sharing the space with an amazing pop up flower shop which is selling bouquets of flowers which contain coded messages.


vagina cup in hand

vagina cupcakes

Vagina cup single

Vagina cups

Serotonin Salted Caramels

I know we have the anatomical pop up this week but before we focus on hearts on for a week I wanted to share these fairly moving (in an odd way) Serotonin Salted Caramels from Miss Insomnia Tulip – who is a truly unique food artist and one of a kind. Lots more coming on The Depressed Cake Shop in a few weeks…


Chocolate gets right to the heart of sexual pleasure by increasing the brain’s level of serotonin, the feel-good brain chemical. Serotonin plays a major role in positive mood, emotional health, proper sleep and balanced appetite, contributing to numerous behavioral and physiological functions. Decreased serotonin is a well-known factor in cases of depression. Increased brain serotonin promoted by chocolate increases sexual excitation, desire and responsiveness.

Chocolate Kitten Skull & Friends…

There are a lot of human chocolate skulls out there but I have not seen a solid chocolate kitten skull or crow before – this is why Conjurer’s Kitchen ROCKS! Truly amazing edible pieces and way past the point anyone could argue that these were not art. On sale in the EYHO Etsy store shortly. More pieces to come including conjoined skulls, a parrot and even a monkey


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PS: We love people sharing our stuff and hate watermarking images – if you are going to share these (and please do) then photo credit to Conjurer’s Kitchen is required.